URQUHART CLAIMS HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS SUPREME GOD

URQUHART CLAIMS HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS SUPREME GOD

PORTLAND, OR (AP)In an evening of the unexpected; it should come as no surprise that the team once again relied on their leader to provide the much needed point for the night. Things started out so well....and then quickly turned into a tailspin.

The evening started off with a rousing win by Mr Webb. After being woken from his nap, Toby White (famous for his strange use of women's t-shirts to distract his opponets) said that watching Brandon play was 'like watching paint dry. Althouth with paint you could actually see an end in sight.' But a win it once. As Mr Webb bounced out of the bar he proclaimed 'thats how its done bitches'.

Next up to the bat was Docker Bam Bam Simons. In a strange turn of events, Mr Simons seemed to be confused on where the balls were supposed to end up. Before his fans had even settled into their seats, he was out. On his way to the bathroom too 'work over his cue' he damaged bar property. In the complaint filed by the opposing team, Bam Bam stated that 'Todd told me the only way to deal with a lose was to work out the frustration alone...in the bathroom...stick in hand.' Bam Bam may have been confused by Veto's ture intent.

The third match of the night was a battle indeed. Creapy put up a fight. Had his opponent frustrated, but the hippy was just too good for him on this night. Better luck next time.

The true battle of the night, came down to the 4th match. At this point BBB of Binks was behind 2-1. They needed this match to stay in the hunt. Captain Urquhart drew the worst card of all. The 80 year old woman. No other place is this woman so feared. As she stepped to the table, the crowd went quiet. In the first match, Urquhart made a fatal error. Not in the shot...but in listening to the Assistant Captain. 'Dude...don't worry about it; just hit the hell out the balls and everything well be fine.'

Mistake indeed. After scratching on the first game; Urquhart was able to use his superior ability to overcome the granny from the hood. The teams were now tied.

Thanks to the brilliant play by Urquhart; all Molinari had to do was not blow it. Frankly, as much as he thinks of his ability it should have been an easy win. Unfortunaltey, it wasn't to be. Molinari went down in the blaze of mis shots and bad decisions. As Urquhart left...dejected after working so hard to bring the team back from the brink...all he could say was 'I keep working and working...for the second week in a row I've won; only to see the rest of my team choke. I don't know how much I can take.' He then walked slowly down the street; as he cried silently.

The next test for BBB is comes in 6 short days. Hopefully these suckers can pull themselves together and win a night.