CREEPY HOLDS ONTO NUMBER ONE RANKING IN FURIOUS GOERGE CHALLENGE OF CHAMPIONS TOURNAMENT.... URQUHART DEFEATS WILLE, THEN LOSES TO HIS ARCH NEMESIS MIXA, AGAIN!
Portland, OR (AP)
Creepy held onto his number one ranking in the Furious George Challenge of Champions Tournament, beating Veto 3-0 in a best of five series on Tuesday night. Each of the final two games were one inning or less, and each started and ended the same exact way: Veto opened with a five ball run, then Creepy stepped to the table and ran out all six of his remaining balls - plus the eight ball - for the win. It was an impressive display of position play and shot making indeed. Said Veto afterwards, 'I really hate that guy.' In other tournament news, Urquhart defeated Willie on Monday night, only to turn around and lose to his arch nemesis Mixa... AGAIN! Mixa has clearly taken up residence in Urquhart's head, using powerful mind voodoo to control his play like a puppet. Urquhart could not be found for comment. Witnesses claim was last seen in the back seat of his car, curled up in the fetal position outside The Mouse Trap, sucking his thumb and mumbling incoherent gibberish in strange tongues.
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