Monday, September 29, 2008

Bam Bam being traded? Leanne's Boyfriend is real?

Notice from the Captain.

I know you've all been talking about it, so I just wanted to clear up a few items.

#1. We could not add Leif to the team mid-season. I have since stopped trying to kick Waylund off. If he would stop screwing around at work, he might actually be able to get off early and come hang out.

#2. Toby has been elevated to triple probation. No reason; guy just bugs me.

#3. I'm in discussions with Cherry Pie for her to 'take care' of Bam Bam. After watching her with Bill last week, she may be the only one that can keep him in line.

#4. I've met Leanne's Boyfriend. He is quite shy and startles easily. No sudden movements, no raised voices and be very careful making eye contact.

#5. Brandon, Leanne, Katie and I learned a new trick from some creapy guy (not Toby). Buy us a drink and we'll show you how to do it.

See ya all at Piedmont tonight.

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